Monday, December 27, 2010

The Great Race Place Returns to Greatness—Minus Bettors?

Apparently the return to real dirt at Santa Anita is a smashing success—no race breakdowns, and two track records set, including one by the War Front juvenile The Factor (whose mother happens to be a half-sister to the precocious 1999 BC Juvenile runner-up Chief Seattle). The other record-setting performance was by Twirling Candy in the G1 Malibu Stakes, besting a two-decades-old record held by the great Spectacular Bid. With apologies to the son of Candy Ride, I saw Spectacular Bid race, and he’s no Bid.

However, as many have rightly noted (but none perhaps as well as Jessica Chapel), the economic news is not so great, as total handle was down 21.5% on Sunday. Whether due to the East Coast blizzard, an effective horseplayers’ boycott, or some other explanation, it’s evident that people just weren’t laying out money on Horse Betting. Count me among them, although it has nothing to do with protesting higher takeout rates or waiting to see how the track played, and my internet service functioned normally as we avoided the storm this time. Instead, call it apathy.

Frankly, I just don’t care about California racing anymore. Call it East Coast bias if you will, but I just feel more confident wagering my dollars on form that makes sense. Over the past several years, results from California tracks have been mind-boggling inconsistent and downright frustrating to interpret, and I’ve given up trying. So, now with dirt back, I’m suppose to relearn all the angles again? Fuggeddabodit! I have neither the inclination nor the time to invest—and there are (as I have bemoaned previously) too damn many races already. Instead, I’ll sit back and enjoy playing plenty of nice full cards at Tampa Bay this winter, along with Fair Grounds and, yes, even the much-maligned Aqueduct inner track. To satisfy my turf fetish, Australia never fails to attract my wagering dollar either, so good luck, California! If you think I'll be pissing my money away on your racing you're dreamin.

Perhaps Screeching Weasel said it best:

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Friday, December 24, 2010

A Visit from St. Nicholas

(with apologies to Clement Moore—and lovers of good poetry everywhere)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all around the tracks,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the cats.
Rumors were spread by inside sources with care,
In hopes that Ray Paulick soon would be there.

The horses were nestled all snug in their stalls,
Blissfully unaware of embarrassing jockey brawls.
And for horsemen in Maryland, a much-needed reprieve,
Though bully Frank Stronach continues to deceive.

When out at Lone Star Park there arose such a clatter,
as John Records’ layoff made Post Parade sadder.
The economy sucks, that much is fact,
But pity for the death of New York’s OTBs is just out of whack.

Despite Zenyatta’s loss to Blame in the Breeders Cup Classic,
Rejecting her as Horse of the Year is myopic and drastic.
And yet we continue to argue about such things,
When it’s the far-more sordid issues that tug the heartstrings.

The Toddster escaped unpunished from the Life at Ten fiasco,
While litigation-happy Michael Gill daily appears more psycho.
Ruining Mine That Bird wasn’t enough for D. Wayne Lukas,
As hopes in promising Dublin proved to be baseless.

On the hand, in the Derby Borel rode Super Saver a treat,
But with a dry track in the Preakness he couldn’t repeat.
Lookin at Lucky skipped the Belmont, much to fans’ chagrin,
But they cheered loudly when Drosselmeyer gave Bill Mott his first Triple Crown race win.

Yet, it was fillies and mares who arguably dominated our sport,
With battlers Blind Luck and Havre de Grace equally worthy of support.
Add No Such Word, along with turfsters Proviso and Midday among others,
Buena Vista in Japan and undefeated Black Caviar down under.

Unfortunately, sending Zenyatta to the breeding shed does her no favors,
As the best race mares historically don’t always make the best breeders.
Thank God, though, for the connections of Goldikova and Snow Fairy,
For promising to return in 2011, making many a fan merry.

Sometime the big fish in the little pool makes the largest splash,
And we rejoice when they do, as they are gutsy and brash.
So, kudos to Star Guitar, as well as Aces N Kings,
And little Florida-bred Awesome Feather who dreams of bigger things.

Too early we lost Odysseus, as well as Melbourne Cup winner Viewed,
Dixieland Band and his son Dixie Union saw their last of their brood.
Mr. Greeley and Singspiel, Tiz Chrome and Big Truck,
The deaths of mares Flanders and Personal Ensign in the paddock.

Thus, 2010 is nearly over, but before we bid adieu,
Let’s take a moment to say a big “Thank You.”
To the horses and their caretakers, in and out of the limelight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

TBA Photo Contest Voting Underway

Once again it’s time for the Thoroughbred Bloggers Alliance (TBA) photo contest, and there are some stellar submissions this year (guaranteed to be better than the Eclipse winner which tends to be rather dry and predictable). The first round of voting runs through next Saturday (December 25), so visit the TBA home page, and make your selections. The top 10 will undergo a second round of voting, ending on December 31.

Among my personal favorites:

Bud Morton’s Saratoga Turf Turn



Bob Mayberger’s Up, Up and Away


Eric Kalet’s Super Calvin


Kate Hunter’s Japan Cup


Wendy Uzelac’s Blame vs. Zenyatta


Maybe not the best photo, but certainly the one most ironically appropriate for the state of horse racing today is this one by Jay Moran, A Senior Moment:

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